8 days. That is how long you have to buy presents, make mountains of cookies, live with your relatives, and hold on to that last piece of rope labeled ‘sanity’. 8
So while you’re fighting the urges to stab people pushing you while you wait in line at stores with only 1 register open, remember this: orange is not a holiday color, they don’t serve turkey and/or pie in prison, and if you drink, there is a liquor store not too far away.
If your fighting the urge to light your house on fire, remember this post and look at this kitten. She loves the holidays because she remembers she can hide and you can hide too.
And that is your inspiration for this Monday. Finding a great place to hide. Good luck and happy Monday!